Not Me!

Monday again? ugh.

I have NOT neglected by blog for 2 weeks…I have NOT only kept up with reading 2 of my regular faves for the past 2 weeks (somebody had to make sure Stellan got through his ordeal…. duh.)

I did NOT have 3 wisdom teeth yanked from my head last week and then suffer immensely in the aftermath…(sniff, sniff)…I am NOT just now recovering.

I did NOT unlock my office door at work this morning to find……(drumroll please)……a ROACH on my floor…No way! I work in a newly constructed building that is so modern, high class, and pristine; there’s no way we’d have roaches. NOT!

I am NOT actually wanting to get pregnant a third time, ALREADY. What’s wrong with me? I’ve got a clinical license to work on and a husband to finish school…

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Monday, Again?

I actually started on the treadmill again this week. I walked for 20 minutes at a brisk pace. But no matter what anyone tells you, I most certainly did NOT attempt to run for part of that time! And if I had of, it would NOT have only been for 1 minute because my shins, calves, and lungs were on fire! Nope, didn’t happen.

I also did NOT take a practice licensing exam (for my profession) and only make an 80%........um, NO that would be embarrassing.

And, I have NOT been sitting here staring blankly at my computer for almost 30 minutes trying to come up with something else to add to this list……but because I’m soooooooooo tired my mind keeps drifting off on wild tangents...er, doesn’t.


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Never Been a Fan of the Monday

I did NOT hit the snooze button a few extra times (like 4 or 5) this morning …and then arrive to work 15 minutes late....not that anyone noticed considering I DON'T do this quite often.

I did NOT let my children have unlimited amounts of caffeine and sugar during our trip to Dallas this weekend! Please, I am a way better mother than that.

I did NOT spend way too much money on frivolous things during said weekend.

I did NOT stay up way too late last night because I couldn’t put my book down…only geeky book worms do that!! Oh wait, I am a geeky book worm…nevermind.

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Not Me Monday

I do NOT occasionally peruse through my old posts, re-read and then edit them. Who would do that? That’s a tad bit anal.

I do NOT have trouble with comma placements, semi colons, and run on sentences (in case you haven’t noticed)…….no way. I have a college education; I should be able to write correctly!

I do NOT still carry around sheer hatred and resentment from Valentine’s Days gone by……… like jr high/high school days……..I’m definitely NOT a jaded woman.

I am NOT saying silent thank yous for the fact that my two morning appointments were no shows……(what can I say, it’s Monday)

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Who Me? Not Me!

So I’ve been thinking hard all day and can’t really come up with stuff that I did this past week……however I CAN think of a bajillion embarrassing, hard to admit things that I do on a regular basis…..or DON’T do rather.

After a long day at work or a long Saturday of house cleaning, I do NOT give my kids their way if they whine hard enough or scream the loudest, whichever comes first. {You want a brownie for lunch? Fine, just quit whining and let me sit in peace for a moment!}

I do NOT only scrub my bathrooms once a month because I hate to clean after working a 40 hour week, yet can’t really afford a maid…..so yeah, I definitely do NOT disregard housecleaning on a regular basis.

My living room does NOT look like a toy store and laundry mat exploded in it at least once a week.

I do NOT verbally abuse our Chihuahua when I am alone with her. I wouldn’t do that, I love her so much! She’s the best dog ever!

I do NOT throw random trash out of my car window while driving down the highway, because I am too lazy to throw it in the trash when I get home. Who would do that?!

I do NOT find myself thinking, “please just shut up” when listening to some of my clients drone on and on about their problems……yeah, and I’ve NEVER thought how I’d rather be pulling my hair out, one hair at a time then listen to a Borderline Personality go on and on about their current issues…… and I’ve NEVER had to grip my pen so tightly just to keep a neutral expression on my face! NOT ME!

I have NOT been rooting for Britney Spears to make an awesome comeback……and I definitely didn’t buy her new CD Circus and listen to Womanizer just about everyday! No way, I’m too old for that.

I am NOT an avid reader of gossip magazines {in the grocery store checkout line anyway} and online celebrity gossip news………someone has to keep track of how many kids Brangelina has! But, not me of course.

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Not Me Monday! Er, Tuesday.

I did NOT come to work this morning having spent 6 hours in the ER last night with my asthmatic child…..I did NOT only get approx 4 hours of sleep last night and around 5 the night before, and definitely DON’T have the bloodshot eyes to prove it.

I did NOT watch Clint Eastwood’s Gran Torino on a bootleg DVD that a relative gave us…… and I did NOT love every minute of Eastwood’s performance in that movie! Not me! I would never enjoy something illegal……

I did NOT call Merry Maids for price quotes because I am sick of cleaning..….no way, I love to clean!

And, last but not least…..I definitely did NOT just finish writing this post to then realize that today is Tuesday…..Monday has passed. I am NOT still posting this, because that would make it a “Not Me Tuesday” post. ???!!

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Nope, Not Me!

I have NOT been watching MckMama’s blog since 7AM so that I can be one of the first on the list this morning, because I’m tired of always being like 300th………NO, that would be a little too obsessive.

I do NOT still have Christmas shopping to do that will probably get done on Wednesday {better known as Christmas Eve}……not me! That would be way too stressful.

I did NOT go pick out my own Christmas present, order it, pay for it, and then hand my husband the pick up receipt……that would be a little too controlling, you think? Yeah, I DIDN’T do that. {Just like I later DIDN’T tell Alexandria what I would really like her and Olivia to get me…..in case daddy asks}

I am NOT already thinking of breaking into my lunch (at 8AM) because I skipped breakfast and dinner last night….nope, that would be silly to eat a chicken pot pie this early in the day……besides what would I eat later for lunch?......yeah, that’s why I’m NOT thinking of doing something like that.

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A Day Late? Not Me!

My internet was down at work yesterday and when I got home I was too tired to get on the computer, but since I already had the darn thing written, I'm posting it!

First of all, I am NOT sitting here falling asleep at my desk…..literally.

I did NOT groan out loud when I thought a client was being brought in for me to see…….I would NEVER do that……I love my job even when I’m soooooooo sleepy.

I did NOT see someone I know in the grocery store last week and then proceed to go out of my way to avoid this person…. {who am I kidding? this happens at least once a week.}

While out shopping this weekend I did NOT get so tired of the gum in my mouth and so frustrated that I couldn’t find any paper or a trashcan to get rid of it, that I finally tossed it in a remote corner of the Disney store. And I definitely, most certainly did NOT tell my child to do the same thing with an unwanted mint later in the day………{I’m probably not as embarrassed about this as I should be, but the point is to be brutally honest here, right?!}

I did NOT allow my 7 yr old to skip school today (and stay home with daddy) because we got in late from Austin last night…and I did NOT email the school saying she was sick…..shhhh……… {I’m working on ‘mother of the year’ here, aren’t I?}

And finally, no matter what anyone tells you, I do NOT want to skip today and go back to bed…….not me!

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Has It Even Been a Week?

First of all, I have NOT been neglecting my blog so much lately, that I mainly post “Not Me Mondays” now. Nope, not me!

I am NOT drawing a blank as I write this, thinking that I haven’t really done anything that I’m embarrassed or ashamed of this week……. {oh give me a minute, I’ll think of something }….

I did NOT skip the traditional Turkey dinner this year and go camping for 4 days at the Big Bend State park with my family……….which means I did NOT have to get up in the middle of the night each night and pee on the ground…… in the dark…… surrounded by cactus and other various forms of wildlife. Not me!

I did NOT sign myself and my 7 yr old daughter up for a horseback riding tour, and then find myself praying profusely throughout the tour that she did not fall off the back of our horse and hit her head on the very rocks that our horse seemed to be stumbling on as it made it’s way down the side of a mountain. Nope, that wasn’t me!

And the morning after our 10 hr drive home from this trip, I did NOT let the girls have free reign over the entire house while I drifted in and out of sleep on the couch till 11AM. Not me! I know better than that!

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Definitely Not!

First of all, I did NOT have such a boring and mundane week that I can’t think of much to say.

But….

I have NOT delayed packing for our 4 day camping trip that we leave for tomorrow night! That would be crazy.

I am NOT hoping this day at work goes by super duper fast because I have so much to do at home. Who would do that? Not me!

I am NOT starting to have major anxiety about taking a 7 yr old and a 2 yr old several hundred miles from home… to camp… in the mountains…. in the winter…. for 4 days.

I am NOT considering buying one of those harness/leash thingy’s for my 2 yr old, even though I have always thought they were a little animalistic. And it’s definitely NOT because I am starting to have so much anxiety about even the smallest of hiking trails in the mountains/desert. Not me!

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No Yo El Lunes

Or better known as Not Me Monday...

First of all, I have NOT been suffering from writer’s block with my blog this week.

Secondly, I did NOT get super frustrated at work on Friday and then proceed to write a totally passive-aggressive email to my supervisor. Not me!

I did NOT drive to work this morning hoping and praying that my email did not come across in any way that I did not intend.

And……I am NOT wishing I could get out of the Turkey dinner at work today, even though I got up early and made homemade macaroni and cheese.

Because I am NOT feeling anti-social today, not at all! Not me.

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Just Another Manic Monday

Remember that song? Anyway....

I did NOT read the last half of the 3rd Twilight book PLUS the entire 4th Twilight book (minus the last two chapters) in three days. No way, I have much cooler things to do on the weekends then have my nose in a book!

I did NOT get into at least 4 arguments in two hours with my mother while planning our family camping trip.

And saving the best for last……

I did NOT get myself into an altercation (at my daughter’s school carnival, no less) with two other parents on Saturday. Not me, I’m way too anti confrontational for that!

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Monday, Monday

I definitely did not just realize that this list could include things from all week instead of just Monday. Not me, I’m smarter than that!

I did not leave dishes in my sink two evenings in a row this week because I was too tired to do them.

I did not send out a couple of text messages during church on Sunday. That would be rude.

I was not late to work this morning, and I definitely have not been surfing the internet instead of working. Not me!

Oh, and I did not start reading the first Twilight book because people wouldn’t stop talking about how good they were. And don’t worry that I’m enjoying it, because I’m not!

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Another Monday....blah

I was not up half the night with a stomach virus. Nope. Not me.

I did not come into work today only because I don’t have any paid time off yet. I want to be here feeling like ****!

I did not sleep in an extra 15 minutes this morning and then rush around like a mad woman to get to work on time. Not me! I don’t do stuff like that.

I did not drive to work this morning secretly hoping I would have nothing to do today.

And as usual, I did not type this blog while at work on agency time. So don’t even think I did!

"Not Me" Monday

I absolutely did not lay in bed an extra 20 minutes because I was sleepy and enjoyed listening to the rain.

And of course I did not come into work 35 minutes late because I knew no one would be looking for me. I would never do that!

I did not stop at Whataburger and get a breakfast biscuit even though I was already late! That would be irresponsible!

And don't even think that I'm typing this blog at work because I wouldn't think of doing stuff like that while at work. Not me.

Don't worry that I was looking up camping gear online at work, cause I wasn't!

And last night, I did not let Alexandria and Olivia have candy before they ate their dinner. Not me!